- Mom: why is everything on the floor?
- Me: gravity mom
i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age
unless you are 12.9
yeah if you’re 12.9 get out
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
sleep is for the people without internet access
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."